Are you a Hoon? Take the questionaire

Are you a Hoon? Take the questionaire
Guy did this up at S2ki.

It still applies here.

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Ok a few questions here to determine whether your a hoon or not. Each question is worth so many points, write down your answers, add up points at the end and see what rating you got. I made it myself btw haha.

Question 1.
You are at a set of lights. The guy next to you starts revving as the lights are about to change, You
a) rev up, drop the clutch and show him what the s2k is made of
b) Think to yourself what a wanker, give him the tossing gesture and take off normally
c) give him a little race until the speed limit then drop off
d) totally ignore him

Question 2 - a car full of hot girls pulls up next to you at the lights. You
a) Totally ignore them and pretend to be busy checking your mobile phone or something else
b) turn your music up full belt, bopping to the music
c) start revving your car and as soon as the lights change you take off like a bat out of hell trying to impress them.
d) Glance over, give them a smile and take off from the lights normally.

Question 3. You are driving down chapel st, past the KFC on a saturday night. Its busy and one of the habibs sitting out the front of KFC wearing a kappa tracksuit yells 'DO A SKID RE'. You
a) Follow his orders and start doing a burnout
b) Rev your engine, but dont do a burnout
c) Totally ignore him
d) do nothing but as soon as the traffic moves you flat stick it

Question 4. You are driving along, and someone accidentally pulls out infront of you, you apply firm braking and manage to stop, you are both stopped in the middle of the road. You
a) Yell abuse, beep, give the finger and fang it past him
b) Say nothing, let him signalling with your hand and drive off normally
c) Start honking the horn and pointing to your head, drive off quickly
d) Pull up the handbrake, jump out going mental and run over to his car trying to open up his car door to pull him out and belt him

Question 5. Your at elwood on a hot summers night, the car park is packed out. Everyone else is doing burnouts, you
a) Leave the car park
b) join in with the rest of them and burn up your tyres
c) dont want to waste your tyres so you sit there revving your engine
d) sit there and watch

Question 6. You accidentally cut off another guy as your driving, nothing too serious like almost causing an accident but you did cut him off. He's behind you beeping and yelling. You
a) Stop the car, pop the boot and pull out your easton baseball bat and see if he wants to rumble
b) totally ignore it, he comes next to you and you give him a middle finger and drive away quickly
c) wait for him to come next to you, pull down your window and abuse him
d) when he drives next to you, you put your hand out as if to say 'sorry' and drive off normally

Question 7. Your driving down a main road. There is a huge bunch of girls waiting for a tram. You
a) As second nature, drop down a gear and speed past them as fast as possible
b) drive past normally, ignoring them
c) drive past slowly, checking them out and wave
d) stop the car at the tram stop and see if you can persuade one of them into the car with you

Question 8. Your driving down a main road approaching a big intersection and you are about to turn right, there are no cameras, there is no one around, its raining. You
a) DRop down a gear, totally drift the corner in an excellently executed move, and when you finish the drift say to yourself 'that drift could of put me on the front of OPTION magazine' with a big smile on your face
b) Negotiate the turn normally and safely
c) give it a little tap just breaking wheelspin, nothing too hardcore
d) take it as fast as possible without the rear stepping out

Question 9. Its friday night, your out with one of your mates. He tells you to thrash the car. You
a) tell him no and drive normally
b) tap it a little bit but dont break the speed limit too much
c) absolutely give it to it, tripling the speed limit
d) tell him that you would but you've only got one point left on your licence and allow him to drive your car

Question 10. You have gone out, great night and you've had a couple of drinks, your debating whether your over the .05 limit. Your car is parked out the front. You
a) 'she'll be right mate' and jump into the car to drive home as if your zero BAC
b) leave your car there overnight and get a cab home
c) take backstreets all the way home avoiding any main roads
d) get into the car and start hammering it all the way home

Question 11. You pull up at the hoddle street intersection at victoria parade. A junkie approaches your car with a pump bottle and a squeegy, you signal that you dont want a windscreen wash but he starts washing anyway. You
a) say fair enough, give him $2 not to cause any trouble
b) jump out of the car and try to start him, if he gets smart then you bash him
c) tell him that you didnt want your F***** window washed and to f*** off and get a job
d) explain that you didnt want your window washed and you have no money, if he gets abusive then you also say a few things back

Question 12. You were speeding about 20km/h over the speed limit in a 70 zone. Cop car chases after you and pulls you over. Its a normally divvy van and you assume they do not have a radar gun. You
a) Act polite, produce your drivers licence and when the cop asks you admit to speeding a bit in hope of getting away with it
b) totally deny it and act tough, getting smart to impress your mate sitting next to you
c) Ask the cop why he's always picking on guys with sports cars and why he didnt' pull over the VN commodore that was driving faster than you
d) Act polite, produce drivers licence but totally deny speeding

Question 13. You cut off a guy by mistake, and he's beeping and yelling. at the next set of lights he jumps out of the car and makes his way towards your car. You
a) Straight away jump out with the intention of knocking his block off
b) Wind up your window and ignore him
c) tell him to f*** off
d) with the window wound up and door locked, give him the middle finger and point at him and then make a gesture with your hand to your mouth to communicate that he sucks cocks.

Question 14. Your driving down the freeway. A car comes next to you and starts fanging it next to you. You
a) Think excellent a race and punch it into warp speed more than doubling the speed limit
b) Ignore him, change into the next lane to avoid him
c) Give him a little race but when you are about 40-50km/h over the speed limit you back off
d) Give him the middle finger and drive normally



Answers/Points
Q1 - a) 1 b) 3 c) 2 d) 4
Q2 - a) 1 b) 3 c) 4 d) 2
Q3 - a) 4 b) 3 c) 1 d) 2
Q4 - a) 3 b) 1 c) 2 d) 4
Q5 - a) 1 b) 4 c) 3 d) 2
Q6 - a) 4 b) 2 c) 3 d) 1
Q7 - a) 4 b) 1 c) 2 d) 3
Q8 - a) 4 b) 1 c) 3 d) 2
Q9 - a) 1 b) 2 c) 4 d) 3
Q10 a) 3 b) 1 c) 2 d) 4
Q11 a) 1 b) 4 c) 3 d) 2
Q12 a) 1 b) 4 c) 3 d) 2
Q13 a) 4 b) 1 c) 2 d) 3
Q14 a) 4 b) 1 c) 3 d) 2

Score :

14-18 - Hoon hater. There is nothing more that you hate than hoons, and you enjoy watching the news and seeing a hoon get done hard, yelling 'serves you right you bastard' at the TV. Your road etiquette is unparalleled, and your known amongst your mates as being a bit of a grandpa driver. You only ever lost one point and that was for doing 64km/h in a 60 zone.

19-28 - Sensible driver. You drive around with respect for the road and other road users. You have never had someone grab the door handle or pop their feet on the floor as you brake or come into a corner. You do not entertain hoons on the road but have had the odd minor speeding infringement

29- 38 Average. You cop the odd speeding fine, You've never lost your licence before but and you do give the car a good tap here and there. You dont engage in any street racing however have been known to enjoy a bit of 'traffic light grand prix'. You enjoy spirited driving but take it out on the track generally.

39 - 48 - Petrol head. You enjoy your cars, and enjoy thrashing them and showing off. You dont take any shit on the road. You cop your more than average amount of infringement notices and are well and truly used to the cop disco lights behind you to a point where your relaxed with them. You've lost your licence at least once and if you haven't been to court yet you no doubtedly will in the future. You seem to be constantly getting high beamed and yelled at.

49 -56 - Confirmed hoon. You are an outright hoon with no respect for any other road users. Its only a matter of time until you make your claim to fame on channel 9 news. You enjoy bragging about your hoon stories to others and whenever work colleagues hear something on the radio they automatically call you and ask if it was you. Your mother refuses to get into the car with you, and will not give you any more of her points in the hope that you lose your licence. Your insurance is something that increases every year and your car has been impounded before. You have several assault charges against you already.